The story of my 'So Called' Mother Fucking 'Life'…

Well it’s been a hell of a long road, but I got there in the end, and they are PERFECT 😊

Let’s hope they get it right this time!!

I should have me new gnashers!!!

Flipping annoying! Had my 6 week appointment cancelled, and have to wait another 6 weeks ! Nightmare – Still, when it’s done, it’s done for life I suppose – Summer of 2023 officially goes down in history as the summer I had no teeth!!!

Had my first takeaway in over 2 weeks – No issues – Pleased with my gums 🙂

Gums are healing nicely, & I didn’t need further work on the one implant that didn’t go in quite as far as the others. Meaning that’s it now for another 6 weeks, before I go under the knife again, for the final time 🙂

Owch! Lil bit sore atm, (Like I’ve been hoofed in the mouth by a horse, but it happened a few days ago) but other than that – All good – Very neat stitching from my dentist…

I really can’t see any reason as to why I’m not going to make a full & fast recovery – Next appointment in about 3 weeks to have stitches taken out!

Whoo Hoo!

Lets hope I get my promised £130.00 off of my new phone…

So yesterday was my Pre-Op Consultation, and Monday is my Operation – I can’t wait!!!

So the message said that I just received by email… But it’s still over complicated – Bring back the original interface… Then I might start updating!

way 2 complicated… 🙁

I cunt even remember how to use WordPress! But I’m still alive – Keeping on, keeping on… Etc Etc…
See you all in a year or so I suppose!

When I remember this blog, get amazed I can still login, and make a post like this!

However, this time I won’t be promising to post more… It never happens…

Anyhoo, frame of reference for myself, just about to upgrade car stereo, get my G2 and my new phone. D is looking to move house again, and we will know if he is, by next week.

That’s all folks!

(For Now… lol)

Not only is this blog still here, but the iMac has remembered my login details!!!

This blog is still online ! And I still have my login details !!!

Wonder if I can actually post more this year? Better than my total of 2 posts last year ? lol

If WP Had not upgraded, I would have forgotten all about this blog 🙁

Certain things change moods and scare dementors away. Possibly the best I’ve felt in a long time…

Fingers crossed eh?

Promised myself I’d post more… But I completely forget…

However this blog is really just for me only, so I have no need to feel guilty…

Woot Woot 🙁

Re-Graveled… Will Post Pics When Done

High reading on a Diastix the other day – Then I realised I’m taking xlsmedical fat and carb burner… It makes extra sugars and stuff go into my wee, so it could be that – We shall see…

http://www.semantikon.com/StealThisBookbyAbbieHoffman.pdf

Just a reference for later 🙂

And I’m still alive ! Woot Woot…

Wondering if I’m ever gonna lose the extra weight. Walked 47 miles last week and still the same weight – 11st 11 – Look like I’ve got bra lines on my moobs as my suntan fades !

Could be worse though. Had haircut today and it was one of his better ones…

In other news the Driving Lesson idea went down well 🙂

Pus… R BIT ME! Ouch lol

Guess you are still here little blog – Long time no see 🙁

I really need to start showing you some more love. So here goes. Nearly Fathers day, and I hope that B accepts my offer of Driving lessons. Its important she learns. Will tell them on Sunday, and if I remember, I’ll post the result.

Well that will do for now I think – 11st 12 at moment but just got some pills (One Months supply) so I’ll report back on those as well.

Laterzzz

NOT GOOD…. But its my fault… So… ????

Blurggghhh….

Heres something to restore balance…

Ahhh… Thats better 🙂

They are playing on Tuesday Heres a pic!

Well… Can you blame me? LOL

Bollocks…

Nothing to post at the moment, so I thought I’d have a good swear unstead !

Charlie Harper shirt ordered, and 501s to be got next Tuesday LOL

Now.. The warning!!!

CLICK TO ANIMATE!!!

Heres a pic of Batman, riding on an Elephant…

But it sure will feel good !

But thats a good thing. Feeling happy with my life at the moment. Getting ready to go blind, and lay down in space. Will need new materials for it, but shouldnt be a problem.

They say ‘Go Green’ so I think I will… Diff shades. But I wont post a pic. I only need to turn around… Or at least that will be the case… On or after the 4th of March lol

Will post these pics anyway though, cause I want to !

Absent Pal...

Lightbulbs that have broken… Really… How careless !

Well… I can dream cant I ? LOL

Well, fuck me sideways! What a way to start 2011 !!!

Still lets dance to celebrate the fact its nearly 2011 ! WOOT WOOT

WOOF WOOF

I’m going to a retro arcade event !

Games that I will be playing:

Darious
Pacman (currently running Ms Pacman)
Mr Do!
Track and Field
Outrun
Space Duel
Dig Dug
Crystal Castles
Liberator
Asteroids Deluxe
Dragons Lair II
Trog
Quartet
Continental Circus
Defender <-- Yep it's working !!! Time Pilot Marble Madness Klax The Invaders (Space Invaders) Joust Galaxian (Multi game fitted) Road Runner Badlands Juno First Centipede Pole Position Scramble Hyper Sports Crazy Kong Gaunlett Galaga Bubble bobble Bomb Jack Arkanoid Pacland Red Baron cockpit Missile Command (not had time to restore the cab but should be playable) + A surprise cab arriving on the day A 'Blast From The Past' (Pun intended) lol

Well… I can cant I?

HELPPPPPPP !!!!

Good to keep perspective on shit…

Those were the days… My friend… We thought they’d never end… etc etc… lol

Well, I’m confident in my sexuality, and I find it arousing… SO FUCKING WHAT?

LOL

Strangely Erotic...

Perhaps theres something wrong with me? !HELP! lol

Hard to believe its been nearly 30 years… !!!

(GETTING OLD…)

When the mac version arrives that is… Or, I may wait for the other… Who knows?

Will update when decision has been made 🙂

LoadZ of B0ll0XXX T1pe l1ke th1S!

Duz meen aPP1e p331 520 D-l@y

Bat I am…

Well?

I AM!

But having fun. Lost in my site at the moment. But happier.

All the stress of the millstone appears to have dissipated.

Finding myself a new mellow vibe with which to flow forwards, with minmal stress… So in all…

I’m Busy… BUT…. Happy… 🙂

Oh Shit I`ll be surprised if this isn`t all over fucking 4chan and ED, that is if it doesn`t get the somethingawful.com horrors of porn award of the year first.
The shitforbrains who thought this was a good idea really wants to look into a shotgun mouthwash. More than likely the same dumbfuck who thinks we want to see hot lasses being infected by geriatric mummy dust.

Then you wonder why noone fucking pays for porn. Although I`d pay good money not to see this ever again.
British porn, whilst other countries porn industries are trying their best to put out a sexy looking product , UK is sitting in the gutter playing with turds.

I`ll give you a hint, the object of decent porn is to arouse not revulse

1 Hour (2 X 30min)

I AM awful !

Iz kewl…

Took a shit!

ERRRMMM…. ERRRR…. WHOOPS!

Thanks Lacey LOL

The question is…

Does her bum still look big in this???

Nuff said!

Thats why I posted THIS... Turns out I was right again LOL

Wetty kinda fiddy fiddy,
but never mind,
no grieve no more…
Another wetty, Tuesday…
COR!!!

Nearly 3 and a half years ! Finished – Done.

Got money – banked money – spend (?) money… Hmmmm

A picture speaks a thousand words…

” I basically held up some gay ass ballet slippers and said “I wonder who’s these are” at which point you snatched them out of my hand, put them on, and proceeded to pirouette around the thread with reckless abandon. “

Things just get better and better ! Its like I jumped 10 years into the future overnight!

Well, OK… Not ’10’ years… But at least 3 🙂

The one I used to use, but lost while in jail! Excellent news! Just found out it wasn’t still be held to ransom, by an arsehole, and it was free. So I regged it back and its mine again !

But… What am I going to do with it now? THAT… Is the question lol

We are the mods, we are the mods… We are, we are, we are the mods…

Its OVER !

Collect my bounty next week. UNREAL !

In the meantime, heres a cool garage door sticker that I want to buy to celebrate LOL

Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday dear me…
Happy birthday to me !

LOL

Leaps n Bounds man! Leaps and bounds…

Busy with sites, but making GREAT progress… Hoping to hear from G early next week… Looks like this could be it… Fingers crossed…

In other news, in less than 24 Hours, I’ll be 39! (Again) lol

Where did the year go? I’ll answer myself that. In an alcoholic haze of bullshit… NEVER AGAIN ! NEVER !!!

LOL Indeed! Sad but true… After jumping through numerous hoops and dancing the T dance… WWe still are not 100% sure whats going down…

Not impressed with G. She says that without her help, then 18 months ago, Id have been going bankrupt. I tell her that if I had, then in 6 Months I would have been free of it!

She went very quiet…

I didn’t have the heart to add… “And not had to pay your fees for the privilege”!!!

Lazy Sunday afternoon, got no time for worries etc… Thats the words I think… Cool song, and fitting… Chillin’ out, and kicking back… Life is good 🙂